Friday, October 31, 2008

On Hallow's Eve



I'm expecting trick-or-treaters any minute now. It's all very exciting. If some devilish youth arrives at my house dressed as Sarah Palin they will receive a splendid reward of chocolate goodies. Such a child would be quite precocious - and truly terrifying. My respect and admiration would be earned instantly.

On a related note, as the forever-stylish John Kennedy proves, one need not engulf themselves in masks and make-up to have a frightfully good time.


3 comments:

Sebastiaan Degroot said...

Your words are, as always, a boon to me. I just returned from the bar and have a frightening old black and white movie on the screen.

I was also bitten by a squirrel today. I thought you and your reading public should be aware - sometimes the greatest threat comes from the most familiar source.

Justin T Wood said...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2008/oct/31/uselections2008-tomasky-kettle

Sebastiaan Degroot said...

In my dreams, your next blog post is entitled "The Menace of Fate" and is about Cheney's endorsement of McCain today. In my dreams.